**Adult Content**

Isweartogod that my Little Dog is a huge pervert. He's been getting busy with himself these last few months like it's his job. I kind of feel bad for him, because he doesn't appear to be able to uh, take care of business, and it seems to be a real nuisance. He actually seems embarrassed, and he can't walk properly when he is at attention.

So we took him to the vet yesterday just for a check-up, and when the vet asked if there are any problems or issues, we said, "Nope, he's just fine... Well, there is one thing..." I swear, it was really quite an embarrassing conversation. When I go to the gynecologist, I know what to expect, but it didn't occur to me that I'd be having this kind of conversation with my sweet middle-aged male veterinarian at 8 am on a Saturday morning.

Anyway, my vet has explained that in dogs, the area between the pen1s and the sheath can get dry, and that perhaps my pervy little dog is just licking in to lubricate it. Now, I still don't know, because I've seen the look he gets on his face when he's working on himself. And guess what the solution is? Our vet has dispensed to us a mild non-astringent disinfectant-- we are supposed to flush inside the sheath with this diluted mixture and KY Je11y. I swear, who does that?! We have in fact bought all the necessary products, including a bulb syringe, but ohmygodIjustdon'twanna...



Why can't he just be fat and anxious like Big Dog?